bum piss deers

by craig butler
Dec 14, 2011 at 13:05

Diary of a sore arse
hallo, mein Name ist Craig.Today i climbed a bloody big hill/mountain 864meters above sea level to be exact. to be fair i am at 530m so i was'nt surfing then biking. but it still took 1hr 20mins of non stop climbing. the hill in question is the blessberg in my village. i have been eyeing the bastard up for the last 3 weeks and today was the day. at 500m temp was 5 degrees at about 700m it was windy as buggery, pissin it down and it felt like minus no toes. oh and add to that about 6 inches of snow. But hey ho id not grown this beard to look like David Blunkett, so onward and upward. the Blessyberger was'nt gonna beat me, 5 snot icicle's later and i'd made it. one quick english moonie to the jerry's below and i was off DH, down a sneaky little footpath id spied on the way up. it must have been a good 15min top to btm not the most technical dh but bloody fast, wet, muddy and well drifty in the deep forestry ruts. dint stop pissing myself all the way back home. (kept my legs warm it did) oh and i seen to baby deer enroute aswell, gorgeous they were. swingin in the butchers window.
till next time
lassen die Räder rollin
crag the adopted jerry
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flag crag222 (Dec 15, 2011 at 8:29)
 luke darling how r u i 2 love your email stories u send me i like the bit about standing on andys foot. iv been to ilmenau european dh trak today fukin rode it on my xc bike in snow. story to come this eve. sorry about ya ka ka ka ulrika
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flag HaydonCD (Dec 14, 2011 at 13:32)
 Ha just laughed me bum fluff off to hear you've got a beard. I'm a week into me first ever fluffy face warmer. I challenge you to an international beard-off, first one to trim is a smoothey gayboy Wink you on ????
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flag crag222 (Dec 14, 2011 at 13:51)
 fluffy face warmer love it ho ho ho and no i dont want a contest wif ya shit fluff
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flag BISCUITSFORSMUT (Dec 15, 2011 at 6:22)
 Lovin it, keep it up. sturgers
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